The Unholy Empire of Doom Legions is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Aspect of Doom with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.118 billion Doom Legionnaires are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkhollme. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Legion economy, worth a remarkable 5,634 trillion Gems a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 310,997 Gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, and colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Legion Liberator". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doom Legions's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Path of Damnation.

Doom Legions is ranked 180,693^rd in the world and 5,745^th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 9.63 Obesity Rate.